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[12 Jul 2007|07:16pm]

madkevinp
I The Word "HETEROFLEXIBLE" A WORD?


If Not, Then I Need To Make It One!!!

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[03 Jan 2006|07:20pm]

c16w

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[24 Nov 2005|10:15pm]
evesore
This past summer I was essentially living with my girlfriend. Her sister attends college in a town about ten miles from the town where my girlfriend and I lived, and her sister had decided to stay at school to work on some research during the summer. She had a key to my girlfried's apartment and would come and go as she pleased to do laundry. She caught us twice over that summer.

First: BJ
My girlfriend and I were in the living room, entirely naked except for my girlfriend wearing a pair of flip flops. I was standing while my girlfriend was on her knees going down on me. Her sister entered the apartment and was quite surprised to see us naked in the living room with my penis in her sister's mouth. She stared at my penis, which is only about six inches, for several seconds before going into the bathroom so we could compose ourselves. She later told my girlfriend that it was the first penis she'd ever seen and was quite impressed.

Second: Sex
My girlfriend had told her sister that we did everything except for sex, so you can imagine her surprise when she found us with my penis in my girlfriend's vagina. One day we were making love in my girlfriend's bed, with the door to the bedroom open. At some point the sister had come home without us hearing, and walked into the doorway leading to my girlfriend's bedroom. She must have been there for a little while before I saw her when my girlfriend shifted out of the way. Again she stared at my bare penis (we don't use condoms) for a little while before leaving.

I got really turned on by both of the encounters. Hope they interested you.

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TO ALL MEMBERS ON MY SITE [09 Nov 2005|01:14am]

sandirose
[ mood | devious ]

JUST WANTED TO LET U KNOW THAT I NO LONGER PARTICIPATE ON MY SITE.......AS A MATTER OF FACT, I STOPPED SHOOTING NEW CONTENT FOR IT OVER A YEAR AGO!!!!!!

I LOVE POSING NUDE, BUT I WAS NEVER SOME BIG PORN STAR, MERELY A GIRL TRYING TO MAKE SOME EXTRA CASH.
UNFORTUNATELY, IN THE ADULT INDUSTRY, IT IS HARD TO FIND PEOPLE TO TRUST WITH YOUR CONTENT, AND ALL THE TME AND EFFORT I PUT INTO THE SITE JUST WASN'T PAYING OFF.

EMAILS BEING SENT TO ME, SANDI, SINCE JANURARY 2005 HAVE NOT BEEN READ BY ME, NOR HAVE THEY BEEN REPLIED TO BY ME!!!!

I AM STARTING MY OWN PAY SITE SOON, UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME. ALTHOUGH THIS MAY CREATE CONFUSION, I FEEL IT IS BEST FOR MY IMAGE. MY NEW SITE WILL INCLUDE RECENT PICS, VIDEO, JOURNAL, AS WELL AS LIVE WEBCAM FEED IN THE FUTURE. I WILL BE UPDATING AND UPLOADING PICS FOR THE SITE ON MY OWN AND IT WILL BE VERY INTERACTIVE WITH MY MEMBERS.

LOOK OUT FOR MY NEW LIVE JOURNAL ENTRIES IN THE FUTURE, WHO COULDNT REMEMBER THIS FACE????

THANK YOU FOR READING!!!!

THE MODEL FORMERLY KNOWN AS SANDI ROSE

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found this browsing. thought it would fit in here nicely..... [26 Aug 2005|09:20am]

sprinkleme77
[ mood | tired ]

WARNING: not work safe.....

http://www.bandapodre.theblog.com.br/FlagraJapas.html

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the comment links made me think of this. [25 Aug 2005|03:15am]

uksexkitten
[ mood | amused ]

okay theres a little bit of a story i have to tell before i tell this one. So my friend Vanna and a few other friends and I went swimming in the local lake. Well Vanna forgot her bathing suit so she changed into mine in my car.WELL....

I was with this guy,Harrison at the time. So he a few days earlier had said something about christening my car (i had just gotten it for graduation). I was game for the idea and so the next night, he and I went and found a cul-de-sac and went for it. WELL, midway through the night, hes on top of me looking down and all of a sudden he goes "What the hell?" He turns back and starts laughing. He had gotten his foot caught in Vanna's bra. Even more embarassing, what I thought was his shirt...was Vannas underwear.

I'm not sure who laughed more, him...or Vanna.

I still get teased for this.

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[14 Jun 2005|07:32pm]

discs_go_up
springfest weekend at my school. it was early on a sunday morning, my boyfriend was studying in the reslife office so i went up to visit him. we didn't expect anyone else to be around, and we locked all the doors and started getting it on in the interns office. BIG MISTAKE. the next thing we know the diretor of service learning is up in the office with us. we were mortified. the three of us have not said anything about it since, and we haven't gotten in trouble. but it was such a humiliating experience.

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[02 May 2005|11:47pm]
aascendant
a couple of years ago i went to visit my (then) boyfriend at his apartment. we were in his room and things started to heat up, and the next thing you know, he's got his pants off, i've got my shirt off, and he's sitting on the edge of the bed with me kneeling on the floor giving him head. all went well throughout, until the instant he came and i started to swallow. that was when his roomate decided to walk in to the room to ask him a question. i'm surprised, so i involuntarily make a sharp inhalation. this is not a good idea with a mouthful of cum. i start gagging and choking and coughing all over the place, while his roommate just stands there staring at us until ian yelled at him to get the fuck out.

we broke up shortly after, for unrelated reasons, but i never did feel comfortable going back to his apartment while his roommate was there.

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[15 Apr 2005|12:05am]

krystalfaye


join girl__pants

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Laugh go ahead I will sit and cry thanks [02 Mar 2005|03:32pm]

moodyagnostic
[ mood | mortified ]

I was going on my first date with North* and (i know the first date) we were in his turck and he was fingereing me, sucking my chest, lah de dah. In the middle of it all I felt this little knick like he had scratched me but I didn't think anything of it and when I was finished I started going down on him. It was nice and all no worried. When I got home I took all my clothes off and there was blood in my underwear...I had just got done ragging so it turned out that the little scratch was quite the big deal. A couple days later North and I were talking and just all nonchalantly he said "you bled alittle" and he went on to trell me it got on his seats real bad. I was so mortified I dont think words could describe it. When I realized what had happened I was hoping with everything in me that it wouldnt be bad enough for him to notice but apparently it was. He said it was no big deal, he got it cleaned up and there would be a next time...how am I supposed to face him...I bloodied up his truck seat...oh gosh ---

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[17 Feb 2005|12:00am]

yukikijo
[ mood | embarrassed ]

Bad sex is...

Having your lesbian lover cuffed down nakked to her bed, kneeling between her legs pleasing her, only for her dad to come home early and walk in, and instead of being mad, upset, or any other NORMAL reaction, he asks if he can sit and watch.

(And yes. This really happened)

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[15 Dec 2004|01:03pm]

sapphire_august
Hey, I'm new, but I got an embarrassing story.

My boyfriend and I have been dating for about 2 1/2 years now. When I stay at his house, we usually sleep in the guest room instead of his room, since his bed hurts my back a lot. For prom, he bought a cock ring, and after, stored it in an old Nintendo sitting by the futon in the guest room, because he thought his mom would never think to look in the Nintendo for anything.
Halloween night, we were all sitting in the guest room, and she had a huge trash bag sitting beside her, because she had thrown a lot of junk out of the room. She told him she'd thrown away the Nintendo. He looked at her and said, "No! I want to keep it, mom!" Not only because it stores our stuff, but he does treasure his old Nintendo.
So, anyway, she pulls it out of the bag, and suddenly I'm remembering the ring is in there. I don't know what made her decide to open it, but she did, and the ring just fell into her lap. She picked it up, and said "What's this?" Justin grabbed the ring from her and said "MINE!" and ran off with it, leaving ME to face his mom ALONE in the room. I looked at her and shrugged like I didn't know what the hell it was, but she just threw her hands in the air and said, "I don't EVEN want to know..."
I guess it's better she asked "What is this?" rather than, "Why do you have one of these?" Hehe.
So, that's my embarassing story. :P

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fireworks [12 Oct 2004|03:00pm]

lonelyguy18
so the fourth of july, huge cook out and party at my house, parents, brother, bunch of friends, lots of drinking and eating burger, the usual, so around nine-ish me and my date who are both very inebriated at that time, slink up to my room and start doing our thing (which was definitely some hot stuff) I hear the toilet flush because the bathroom is across from my bedroom, so I clamp a hand over her mouth, my brother kicks my door open while I'm doing her from behind while facing the door, to only see me with my hand over her mouth going hot and heavy, we finish up, and go outside to the party, my brother is laughing his balls off with his friends, and we get in a game of beirut, then the comment about the fireworks, and the goings on in my bedroom comes up, and my mother of all people ask me if it was good.

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[26 Sep 2004|06:43pm]

amehtana
allo poppets. I'm new, I'm here. That is all. :))

embarrassing stories to come ... when I'm not being peered at from behind my shoulder ;)

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[26 Aug 2004|01:42am]

theonlyfactor
i think this applies. just barely.

i was wandering around the local adult video warehouse one night when i turn a corner and to my horror what do i see? MY GOD DAMN PARENTS!!!!
i haven't been back since then...

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