My boyfriend and I have been dating for about 2 1/2 years now. When I stay at his house, we usually sleep in the guest room instead of his room, since his bed hurts my back a lot. For prom, he bought a cock ring, and after, stored it in an old Nintendo sitting by the futon in the guest room, because he thought his mom would never think to look in the Nintendo for anything.
Halloween night, we were all sitting in the guest room, and she had a huge trash bag sitting beside her, because she had thrown a lot of junk out of the room. She told him she'd thrown away the Nintendo. He looked at her and said, "No! I want to keep it, mom!" Not only because it stores our stuff, but he does treasure his old Nintendo.
So, anyway, she pulls it out of the bag, and suddenly I'm remembering the ring is in there. I don't know what made her decide to open it, but she did, and the ring just fell into her lap. She picked it up, and said "What's this?" Justin grabbed the ring from her and said "MINE!" and ran off with it, leaving ME to face his mom ALONE in the room. I looked at her and shrugged like I didn't know what the hell it was, but she just threw her hands in the air and said, "I don't EVEN want to know..."
I guess it's better she asked "What is this?" rather than, "Why do you have one of these?" Hehe.
So, that's my embarassing story. :P